Freakin’ Streakin’

Knowing Mike Bull is a lot like arriving at an amusement park with an unlimited amount of ride tickets clenched tightly in your sweaty palm. It’s thrilling, wild, and full to the brim with unadulterated joy. I met Mike in a rehearsal hall as we prepared for a local theatre production together. Since then, almost every theatrical experience I’ve pursued in Fernie has been shared with Mike.
One of my favourite connections with Mike includes our passion for the theatre and general amusement. If Mike isn’t organizing fundraisers, he’s teaching children. If he isn’t hosting game shows in bars, he’s hosting comedy shows in them. He’s an actor, an uncle, a journalist, a teacher, a bagel maker, and one of the finest folks here in Fernie. Mike Bull and I had the silliest of times creating this next piece. Enjoy the ride and get outside!
Freakin’ Streakin’
By: Sadie Rosgen and Mike Bull
Nude Attitude
all of my parts include
a blue brood
Northern Exposure
frozen eyelashes
body temperature crashes
burn and shrink
I’d give everything I have but the kitchen sink!
Tight
Slight
Van Damme with a bite
it’s cold out heeeeeeere
FROST REAR
a case of
feeling nipply
believe this, Ripley
it’s cold and I’m bold
chilling stories left untold
can’t feel my sneakers
have a peeker
at the
ULTIMATE STREAKER